One day while rehearsing in 1996, Chucky Cheese showed up in Bird Brain's apartment
and as an effort to get rid of him, Bird Brain called 311-621-CHEEZ and Wedgey was called.
While trying to catch him, Wedgey noticed their music and just so happened to love punk
music. Wedgey failed to catch the rat and got fired soon after. But not to fear, Carrot
gave him the role of the keyboardist to flesh out the ska punk sound.
Trivia:
He now lives in Bird Brain's shoddy apartment along with Puek Bui and Artie Lange.
Father Emmentaler has a net worth of 7.2M dollars. That's how we could afford the cHedz' first studio session.
For whatever reason, Father Emmentaler will not give any more money to the band after hearing the stuff they make.
DO NOT try to eat or bite Wedgey. It contains such chemicals as Sodium citrate, Modified food starch, Whey protein concentrate, etc.
