Hi, welcome to Joe and the Chicken Heads.

Origin of the Chickens:

One day in 1988, Joey who lived on a farm in California decided to play with some weapons loaned to him. After a hearty slobbery KFC dinner, he violently cut off one chicken's head with a small axe. It took an unnecessary long time to kill him as he thrashed around, with all of the other chickens watching. After that day, other chickens decided to take matters into their own hands. When they figured out he was punished and moved to Idaho, one of them (Sgt. Psyclopps) dedicated his life to rebelling against KFC. One of them (Puek Bui) was so traumatized he was reduced to profuse vomiting whenever he has a flashback to that day. One of them coped with the Pastafarian religion and weed. One of them (Greasy Chicken) ran away from home and moved to the big city, in hopes of fame and getting over the trauma. Finally, One of them (Kung Pow Chicken) decided to learn martial arts in hopes to defend himself from the next Joe attack. Right after the attack, Pastafarian grabbed some prom night dumpster babies left by the unsuspecting mothers of El Modena High School seniors. This was in hopes to grow them in the ground into fully grown human body suits to pass off as humans. Thankfully, this plan worked.

One Unsuspecting Carrot

During the time period Joe was out there living in Idaho, Pastafarian was having his usual 11PM soup munchies. He decided to pluck one of the bodies from the ground to cook into one of his famous hemp soups. But this wasn't any ordinary body, it was a body with a carrot for a head! Pastafarian was too stoked (and blitzed out of his mind) to eat this "little carrot top", so he raised it like his own child. By 1994, he was an (almost) fully grown carrot! Pastafarian claims that this body was planted very close to the little carrot farm. Therefore, one of the carrots fused with the body in just a way, by connecting to all of the major veins that it gained sentience. But maybe that's just Pasta speaking some Bull-Sheez.

Rebellion Day

4 years after the incident, Carrot and the chickens met up with Joe once again and unleased the first "Poultry Uprising." This culminated in Joe dying from a heart attack when the ghost of the decapitated chicken (Poultrygeist) threatened to haunt his soul. Finally, El Pollo Diablo finished the job by dragging his soul to eternal hell. When all these chickens clashed together, they made an oath through a punk rock band to protect all chickens from dying from the hands (or in this case axe) of their owners. Home.