Pastafarian is a hemp smoking, house hoppin', Chevron loitering kind of loser.
Contrary to popular belief, he actually does not believe in the Pastafarian religion.
At least anymore. Pasta got into weed one day after walking in an alleyway and got
introduced to it. He was actually the one to birth Carrot Topp while trying to make
a weed soup cocktail. (I could get in trouble for saying that, though)
Trivia:
He has been arrested once for possession of weed. A lot of it.
Nowadays if you let him, he will consistently ramble about something called the "Cladem terrae" and "Infernum conteret"
Legally, he was Carrot Topp's father, but now he's simply his godfather now.
His longest bong rip ever is 13.89 seconds, shown on the public access show "Bong Rip Championship."
