The illegitimate child of The Country Bear Jambouree and the Atari 2600 himself, Chucky Cheese.
After a bad experience at one of his establishments, Carrot Topp has been dedicated to killing all rodent themed mascots.
The Man Without Nostrils is based on a true story, portrayed by actor Artie Lange, scrambling for work after his nose fell off
and spent all of his MAD TV Money. This picture is moments before he is shown the "chocolate ice cream in the back."
After a bad hasslin' by some drunk teenagers, La Cucuracha ran away from his home and joined us as a stage player.
He plays an exaggerated "terrible-monster" esque version of his species. Sometimes, he also plays trombone.
Joe is the country born-n-raised homebody that decided one day to harm many animals. One of these victims was a chicken, who is
now Poultrygeist. After Poultrygeist came back to haunt Joe's soul, thankfully he hasn't touched a chicken since.
This is Colonel Sanders. Since 1952, this tyrant has been serving families with a smile with his pressure fryer mind
tricks and killing our kind in over TEN THOUSAND LOCATIONS AROUND THE WORLD (as of 1996.) In the past couple years, KFC has been selling our kind in twisted
and grotesque forms, such as the "KFC Chicken Pot Pie" and "Colonel's Rotisserie Gold." This must stop.
NOW.
Join the Chicken Heads' quest to take down Sanders and his established dictatorship he calls "Finger Lickin' Good." More like
